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axelvalentine:

Whenever I try to impress someone:

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andthepantsweredead:

hey sup i need an excuse to use this 

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brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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feat:

if you ever tell me something and ask me not to tell anyone.. my best friend isn’t included 

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lyssalovescookies:

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wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x